Oh please Chopper, stop being so silly. I’d like to think you can do better than this. https://t.co/FENVOTlnua
.....or the unconvincing, imploding Lib Dems. ? https://t.co/FNnsQIeOlN
Thank you John for your generosity of spirit. The baton now passes (should the voters so wisely oblige on the 12th) to the admirable Alicia Kearns. https://t.co/OZYZNvCcmq
La commedia è finita! https://t.co/IwtgIhO0wZ
Perfect pub quiz question. Whose shoes are these? You May or May not get the answer... https://t.co/V2nTnurQNP
Parliament will miss Churchill's grandson Sir Nicholas Soames @NSoames But we'll both have more time to dine and laugh together. Sadly I could never quite match his genius hashtags #Soamesmyoldchumyouareacrackinggoodbloke https://t.co/uDK7Gw1fvz
My final day in the @HouseofCommons after 27 years. I leave at the same time as the legendary Ken Clarke who has clocked up 49 years! https://t.co/dgHBYsYNpv
And there is no key to its door. Only a bolt on the inside. All that ‘The key to No10’..... cliche stuff. https://t.co/S0XhnQBEFh
When the @metpoliceuk wrongly accused people of sexual crimes their judgement was deeply flawed. They must now compensate anyone whose life they wrecked by handling the issue so abysmally. Victims before lawyers. Time's up - now pay up. #Musthavejustice #PMQs https://t.co/JpG2lNU1Ag
Totally agree Mr President. It’s up there with my own book ‘Saturn’s Children: How the state devours liberty, prosperity and virtue.’ Sadly mine has long since sold out. Socialism is for losers. Slightly unnerved to agree so wholeheartedly with you sir! https://t.co/1Ee4sb450n